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1.
After using the restroom to relieve oneself this is a process of using an excessive amount of toilet paper and wrapping it around ones hand repeatedly so the end result resembles an oven mitt, usually performed by overweight persons having large rearends and requiring extra tissue paper than average sized individuals.
John clogged the toilet again because he uses the Oven Mitt method to wipe.
by jpg3 May 14, 2010
 
2.
Nickname of Kelly Gray, former Myth/Queensryche guitar player, producer, and current guitar player for Geoff Tate. The term was coined initially to describe the absolutely wretched, bumbling style of Kelly's guitar playing and has since become a moniker. Also referred to simply as "Mitts" for short.
"Kelly Gray plays guitar like he's wearing a pair of oven mitts."
by Spuds McVest June 22, 2013
 
3.
Apon breaking one's hand, A doctor may place a cast, or a so called oven mitt one the person's hand to keep it in a state to not be hurt.
Mike got a new nickname when he broke his hand, it was ovenmitt!
by Snoracer2001 November 19, 2005
 
4.
1. A large mitten used to protect one's hand when reaching into a hot oven. Conveniently, can be worn on either the left or right hand.

2. A dull former governor from Massachusetts with very little conviction. Conveniently, at some point in his career he will embrace both sides of an issue ... the left and the right.
1. Mary used an oven mitt to remove the cookies from the oven.

2. Oven Mitt Romney changes his views as often as a baby needs to change diapers ... and they are both full of shit.
by Rolostats October 28, 2011
 
5.
n. The oven mitt is an act which is performed in conjunction with anal sex. The male may perform said act on himself, or another participant may be involved. While the male is fucking a female in the ass, either the male, or other participant reaches in the females pussy, grabs the dick, and gives the male a hand job.
Those bitches are freaks. I was fuckin sally in the ass and her sister reached in and gave me an oven mitt.
by wtf78 April 27, 2010
 
6.
To insert your fist into an anus in a repeated in-and-out thrust motion. May occasionally cause a pinking anal pull.
An oven mitt in the kitchen is either very normal, or very inappropriate and unsanitary, depending on what you mean by over mitt.
by Niggslayer November 10, 2004
 
7.
You stick your fist up someone's ass, pull it out and it's completely covered in shit.
"Oh damn, that's a stinky oven mitt, where did you get it?"

"Casey's ass."
by whowearsshortshorts March 29, 2010