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An expression used to declare to your fellow male friends that an attractive women is nearby. Simple and random, it can be shouted across a room and not raise too much attention.
"Oven Closed."
*everyone looks around hectically*

"Man I think I left my Oven Closed"
*everyone casually looks around to not get caught*
by IndigoPluto August 16, 2013
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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