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What people always say when I stick my huge cock in them.
Ouch! I was expecting the length, but not the girth!
by jimmy patrick March 03, 2008
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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The phrase that comes to mind for all parties involved, when mentioning the idea of needing to have had 18 stiches in your penis, because some bitch decided to bite down, or not secure her tounge ring while givin brains
what comes to mind when i say that i had 8 stiches in my dick because some bitch decided to bite down while goin down. and ive had 10 stiches when another girl decided that it wasnt important to secure her tounge ring?
by HipHop Cowboy April 09, 2005
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pain or suffering due to stupidity.
I said OUCH when I was clotheslined by the wire that I did not see until it was two feet away from me.
by Homer April 05, 2004
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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she said ouch because it was a needle dick and you missed and pricked her leg
sarcomax could fuck hank hills narrow urethra
by Cotton Hill(killed 50 men) March 07, 2003
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your girlfriend screemed ouch!!! as i ripped open her vagina with my large penis
by jimmer November 18, 2003
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Ouch: Used to express sudden pain or dis-pleasure.
When your husband comes home from work and says in a manic, pissed off voice, shrill voice in front of your children, "We don't have any fucking money and you 10 years ago sold your 401k to pay off our credit cards and we had to file bankrupcty and we still have no fucking money!" And all you can say is , "Ouch" and walk away.

When your husband wakes up in the morning and says he overslept 10 minutes and he feels tired and it is your fault because you had sex with him the night before and it is his fault. And you say "Ouch" and walk away bow legged.

When your Sister keeps calling you and you have been sober for three days and you have not slept for three days and you forgot your estrogen patch and have had night sweats and she keeps telling you on the phone you sound drunk, and you say, "Ouch" and hang up and tear off your estrogen patch and say FUCK YOU!
by annabelle leebelle February 15, 2012
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Soft and offensive. Just like you.

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When you see a man or woman that is just major fine you would call them an ouchie. Just looking delicious. Or a pair of stiletto's that are just hot. Or the price is so high it makes you immediately feel pain.
by Chelsea August 20, 2004
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