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Inflammation (swelling) of the inner ear after phone sex with a diseased hooker of skank. Often resulting in 3-5 days after a phone sex encounter. A form of std, but contracted over the phone.
Man I called that 1-900 number a few days ago and got some nasty hooker on the phone, now my ear is sore and having discharge. I got Otitis Phonia fo sho dog!
by donkeypunchmedic October 02, 2011

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