New Zealand shit hole, situated in southern Auckland, home to a huge unemployed, overweight, lazy and unclean population of faggots, otherwise known as maoris. If it weren't for the illegality of marijuana, which is the only reason a non-maori would ever come here, the 40% population of dealers would be out of work, at the same time as cheating the government into unfair dolls.
Jo Blo: "What is this unsanitary stench around this shopping center?"
His mate: "We're in Otara, you sound surprised it stinks. Oh! Look! There's an unemployed maori peeing on the side of that shop!"
Jo Blo: "Oh yes! How could I not notice the graffiti everywhere, the unruly youthes pointlessly standing on street corners looking dangerous, the crappy half burnt out but still being used cars, and not to mention the uncut lawns and rubbish in every front yard".
His Mate: "Oh we're fucked! A group of moari 16 year olds is coming at us. Let's just hope all they want is us to give them a few cigarettes!"
Jo blo: "I just hope they aren't going to cannibalize us like they did the mori-oris!
Oh fuck, they have knives!"
Maori asshole 1: "Hey bro, yo gotta light?"
Maori asshole 2: (turns the music on his stolen phone up really loud to be anti-social and annoy everyone)
Jo blo: "Sorry, I don't smoke"
Maori asshole 1:"Watcha mean yo don't smoke??!! Yo fuckin wit me and me cuzziebros??!!"
Jo blo: Sorry I don't smok.....
Innocent man gets stabbed, a another murder is added to the long list of NZ murders.
Best place in Auckland and full off humble, nice & caring people but when it comes to violence.. Aw sole you better watch it aye
So you must be from otara?,
Excuse me while I get ready to run
A place to go if you wanna find the hottest brown boys ever ! , they may not be hard out gangsters , but they are pretty hood . The ghetto of south auckland , holding the flyest , skuxx guys ever , with mean swag . They always dress fresh , with the new style kicks . dang , south auckland brown boys are HOT ! , so Otara , the place to go if you wanna hook up with hot brown boys
girl 1 : what'd you do on the weekends ?
girl 2 : oh my gosh , i went to Otara ! so many hot brown boys !
girl 1 : aw aye !? shit you needr take me with you next time
girl 2 : yeah sure thang !