Local 2: He must be from Hyannis or something.
Local 1: Yeah, he's definetly not from Osterville.
Tourist 1: Woah we haven't driven for more than half a mile and we've already passed 23 real estate offices.
Tourist 2: Oh, we must be in Osterville.
Local 1: Who are those obnoxious kids sitting on the bench?
Local 2: Oh, I've heard of them they must be the "Fab Five".
Local 1: Who's that girl on the street corner giving away free cupcakes?
Local 2: It must be that girl T***.
C (on Vespa): Party at A's house! Beer Pong Championships!
L (in Porsche): I'm so there!
Local 1 (at Golf Club): You see Mr. Fancypants of Oyster Harbors over there?
Local 2: Yeah!
Local 1: Well, lets go and play some games with him!
(Both Locals go and hid in the bushes)
(Mr. Fancypants prepares to swing)
(At the same time Local 1 takes foghorn and presses the button)
Richy 1: I belong to all the fancy clubs in town, Wianno, Hyannis Port and Oyster Harbors.
Local to Richy 1: (Slap)
Nice Summer Person: Do u want to go to Sweet Tomatoes, for pizza and rootbeer?
Local 1: Finally, a nice, normal, sober summer person!
one of the wealthiest and most beautiful villages in massachusetts.
most known as a summer vacation spot. a quaint beach town with pleasant preppy reisdents, country clubs, Rolls Royces, and beautiful sailboats.
Reisdents of Osterville, Ma are "Blissfully unaware"