He's the sexy Hispanic with fidelity issues, he's the sweet, kind, funny guy who has trouble putting his feelings into words, he's adored by the women around him, he's a passionate lover, he'll break your heart at least once, he's philosophical, romantic, and poetic, he'll never be the most faithful partner, but he'll always be the most reliable friend.
Girl 1: Don't look now, that manwhore Oscar is right behind us.
Girl 2: Don't call him that. He's nice. I heard he's a fucking awesome lover.
Girl 1: Yeah, I should know...