Should you be so fortunate as to be hitting a girl from behind, you may wish as to consider the most incredible (and rewarding) sexual positions ever concocted.
The Oscar the Grouch is amazing, yet incredibly simple. While pummeling the lucky candidate (from behind naturally) she sticks her head inside of a garbage can... Preferably containing GARBAGE with at least 1 rotten banana peel.
Just when Fhqwhgads thought she had seen it all, she was given an Oscar the Grouch... Yikes!!!
The poorest motherfucker on Sesame Street and ain't nobody helpin' him.
Man: Oscar you are so mean.
Kid: Yeah Oscar you're a grouch
Oscar: I LIVE IN A FUCKIN' TRASH CAN BITCH
n. the unconcious girl who just woke up and realizes you are fucking her
I found this girl on the street, and things were going well for a while, but damn she went Oscar the Grouch on me. So I shoved her ass in a trashcan.
Kid: Why are you so mean, Oscar?
Oscar the Grouch: SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH!
v. To hide in a trashcan, wait for a female to walk by, pop out and pull her in with you, and have intercourse amongst the refuse. Prior acquaintance is not required.
n. One who partakes in the above act
(1) "This dumpster is disgusting!" James said. "I sure would love to pull an Oscar the Grouch in here."
(2) "Judging from the number of used condoms, I would guess a serial Oscar the Grouch lives in here."
The coolest Sesame Street character because he has an attitude problem.
Oscar the Grouch: Get the fuck away from mah trashcan befo' I bust a cap in yo' ass!
When you bang a girl doggy style over a Dumpster or Trashcan. After you pull out, ejaculate on the 'grouches' backside and then slam the lid of the dumpster or trashcan on the victims head. Usually performed on trashy sluts.
You remember that trashy whore from the bar last night?
Yeah I remember that scallywag
Well I totally gave her the good ol' Oscar The Grouch last night.
(ADJ.) desribing someone who is cranky or upset. They are acting like they slept in a garbage can all night
Kristina was acting like an oscar the grouch when she said hi this morning.