ornithologist

a person who studies and travels studying birds

used on the O.C season 3 gag reel:
Sandy: "Oh! and Ryan, our ornithologist....boy, he's got some birds for you!! Orthodontist!

or...
Season 1 of the O.C.
Kirsten: "An ornithologist, that's so interesting."
Sandy: "Your here discussing the pigeon with Bob!"

ornithologist by anonymous33 April 6, 2007

orthopod 

n. specialist physician; an orthopedist or orthopedic surgeon

1. Karen Allen was laughing so hard that she fell down and broke her wrist. She kept up the witty repartee even when seeing the orthopod at the ER.

2. It's ironic that Dr. Rosenberg broke his arm in an ice-hockey game, because he's the orthopod who treated Bobby Hull.

orthopod by hmakav December 14, 2010

Ornithophiliac 

One who just loooooves birds

"Dude! Did you see that sexy bird?"
"John, you are a total ornithophiliac"

Ornithophiliac by Bethyboo November 11, 2010

ornithopter

A birdlike aircraft propelled by flapping wings. The ornithopter can be seen as a transportation vehicle in Dune. It is also seen in Magic the Gathering stories. Also called " 'thopter " for short.

The ornithopter sparkled and glided through the sky like a metallic bird.

ornithopter by Jimmie August 6, 2004

Ornithophobia

A severe and exaggerated fear of birds. Sufferers of this phobia might fear that they will be attacked by a bird or may simply be uncomfortable around them. They would usually fear their fluttering wings, the way they move, the way they fearlessly fly towards people hoping for food, the texture of feathers, the fear of disease or any combination of these. Birds can also be loud, large and menacing, and they can demonstrate little fear of humans.
The phobia itself causes heart palpitations, sweating, nervousness, and avoidance behavior in those who suffer from Ornithophobia. Without treatment the phobia can become life-limiting.

"Dude did you see Kimberly run away from that bird?"
"Yeah, she has ornithophobia."

Ornithophobia by Milaahh April 24, 2013

ornithology

the best type of science! you study birds and how they live!

so, timmy, what do you want to be when you grow up?
an ornithologist!
a what?
you study ornithology!
that's not uh..
a, uh- um a, fire man!
oh, ok

ornithology by freygeothewhy January 29, 2021

Ornithophobia

A supreme fear of dangerous flying objects known as birds - dirty, annoying creatures with feathers and (perhaps) tiny hair.

Jen's ornithophobia causes her to scream when birds fly by, even when she's in the car. In fact it's so bad, she is afraid of large groups of butterfies.

Ornithophobia by Jeremy Lane September 9, 2005