Someone that none of you fat, ugly, ditzy schoolgirls will ever have a chance with. If I were him I'd carry that bow around to fend you losers off. Leave the poor guy alone.
Orlando Bloom can do 200x better than you and he will.
by Chernorizets Hrabr July 06, 2004
An actor who is constantly slammed because everyone thinks he is a sissy and because stupid teenage girls fawn over him, but he really is a pretty nice guy if you get to know him. It's not his fault that stupid teens think he's the hottest of the hot and make him look bad.
Orlando Bloom is cool.
by Hurkle March 23, 2005
The absolute hottest man on the planet. His two best roles were when he played Legolas in LOTR and Will Turner in Pirates of the Carribbean. Birthday is January 13, 1977. From Canterbury, England.
That guy is almost as hot as Orlando Bloom.
by ambercutie March 01, 2005
number 20 in GQs best dressed men of 2005. most hilarious coment ever made was on this man in that magazine
"I'd like to fuck him"- Graham Norton
by yermawsgotbaws April 18, 2005
the hottest guy on the planet, curly hair, deep brown eyez, and the cutest little dimple/cleft thingy ever!!
Orlando Bloom is the hottest guy ever!
by kla March 18, 2005
A moment in which someone slaps another across the face, and the reciever does nothing about it. Originated from the fact that Orlando Bloom looks like he would do nothing if he took a cock slap to the face.
He was acting like a bitch so I Orlando Bloomed him
by Ryan Birney January 18, 2005
A guy who has girls drooling all over him, while making males jelous as hell. My opinion is that he is a great guy, though his nose is a little strong. Has a sun on the lower abondomen, and the elf rune #9 on his inner right arm. Is a very clumsy man, but that makes us all love even more!
*Orlando falls down stairs* Oww...
by Astàra Elfwood June 03, 2004
someone you will never be half as talented or good looking as
"your no orlando bloom yerself mate"
"hmmm, he's nice but he's no orlando bloom"
by MEGA.n July 14, 2008

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