A guy who is only hired to play roles cause he's the hottest sexiest guy in whole world, even though his acting isn't that great.But hollywood doesn't care about that anymore, just look at disney channel they're all teen heart throbs and none of them are that great and as overrated this guy.
Orlando Bloom is sexy,

But Hell what was with that movie Elizabethtown?

by HARLY69 April 05, 2008
Top Definition
an actor who has often become distracted by moles and various shiny objects.
"It was a really great role and ... OH LOOK AT THAT MOLE!"
by Ree Warfle May 12, 2005
That actor who wants to be Johnny Depp really bad but he can't.
Orlando Bloom is such a poser.
by AnnaTpretty March 29, 2007
A tool used to bring balance to Hollywood films.

Employed in cases where an actor working on the film is deemed to have too much talent, the Orlando Bloom will provide a sufficiently poor performance to ensure that the overall talent in the film remains at an average levels.

In extreme cases is used in conjunction with a Keira Knightley for a multiplied effect.
"My that Johnny Depp sure makes a great pirate."

"Yes, perhaps a little too great... Better throw an Orlando Bloom into the scene just to make sure the film doesnt become too awesome."
by DrDean April 27, 2009
An AVERAGE looking person who DOESN'T want to have purses,pins,pens,bookmarks,clothes and lipstick with his name/picture on them. He needs to move to Russia to get away from those scary, lifeless fangirls.
All the girls were screaming and fighting over an orlando bloom poster.
by guest drone #89 December 10, 2004
English actor, notable for having absolutely no acting ability at all. Has appeared in two of the most famous film franchises of recent times, and has contributed more to ruining the suspension of disbelief in these films than any number of white Volkswagens seen driving in the background.
Guy: "Every time Orlando Bloom has a speaking part in a movie I cringe"

Fangirl: "You just say that cos you're jealous that he's sex on legs!!!!"

Guy: "People say Johnny Depp's sex on legs too and I think he's a cool actor. I just don't like Orlando Bloom because he couldn't act his way out of a wet paper bag"
by Ghunt70 October 07, 2007
An English actor who starred in films such as 'Lord of the Rings', 'Troy' and 'Pirates of the Carribean'.
He has a lot of silly Fangirls drooling over him as well(Just read the last 5 pages of definitions).
Personally, I think Orlando Bloom is hideous, and that these fangirls need to get out more.
by Glittery Goddess May 21, 2004
An overrated actor by his fangirls, and a truly hated actor by the critics. He's had 3 flops in a row now yet his career will survive because Johnny Depp will keep him a float with POTC.

Attracts rabid fangirls who have an unrationale hate for his girlfriend.

Also attracts rabid fangirls and fanboys who will believe till their dying day that he's gay.
He's not gay, he's not talented, yes he's attractive, but no he's never going to sleep with you, he's just Orlando Bloom.
by Lisa S January 14, 2006

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