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(noun) A picture of Orlando Bloom that is distorted by female orgasm in such a way as to make Orlando Bloom's face the capitulum of a flower, and the female ejaculate the petals of the flower.
Rachel Orland-O bloomed all over that picture!
by SleepyInJerzey April 10, 2007
 
1.
An actor who is constantly slammed because everyone thinks he is a sissy and because stupid teenage girls fawn over him, but he really is a pretty nice guy if you get to know him. It's not his fault that stupid teens think he's the hottest of the hot and make him look bad.
Orlando Bloom is cool.
by Hurkle March 23, 2005
 
2.
The absolute hottest man on the planet. His two best roles were when he played Legolas in LOTR and Will Turner in Pirates of the Carribbean. Birthday is January 13, 1977. From Canterbury, England.
That guy is almost as hot as Orlando Bloom.
by ambercutie March 01, 2005
 
3.
In one's personal opinion, one of the most hottest, adorable, sexiest, lovable guys one has ever met
He looked so much like an Orlando Bloomer, I just couldn't help going nuts.
by bynadz February 28, 2005
 
4.
the hottest guy on the planet, curly hair, deep brown eyez, and the cutest little dimple/cleft thingy ever!!
Orlando Bloom is the hottest guy ever!
by kla March 18, 2005
 
5.
Orlando Bloom, also pronounced SEXY beast!!!!! Hot actor from many movies and hopefully many more to come!!!
Orlando Bloom walked up and I ripped his sexy clothes off and had my way with him!!!
by Cooter March 14, 2005
 
6.
number 20 in GQs best dressed men of 2005. most hilarious coment ever made was on this man in that magazine
"I'd like to fuck him"- Graham Norton
by yermawsgotbaws April 18, 2005
 
7.
The hottest guy on earth. Kind, sweet, handsome, a talented actor, and if you don't like him. it's all fine by me. But you still doesn't have to insult him or his fans, because that only tells that you're jealouse because you could NEVER be like him. Orlando has tons of fans, who aren't just a bunch of stupid, fat and ugly schoolgirls, but great and lovely persons!
Orlando Bloom has stolen my heart.
by Trish* April 04, 2005