Girl : Let's go To Orlando.
Boy : Fuck Nah, Tourists too Sketchy.
Girl : Nah Bitch we goin cause the got the Mickey Mouse and all that other good shit.
Boy : Jack Sparrow is my bed time Hero.
Girl : Ditto.
it's actually a cool city with a whole bunch of exciting things to do, but the traffic is horrendous and whenever you mention Orlando all people think about is amusement parks.
Northerner: ooh, can we go to Disneyworld!?
FL native: ...stupid tourist, I'm going downtown!
The only major city in Florida that every Floridian visits, but to which no Floridian ever willfully moves.
This arises for a couple of reasons:
1)Orlando is the only major city in Florida without a beach.
2)Floridians already see enough tourists, so Orlando is like Hell on Earth.
"Let's just go to Orlando for the day. I can't stand the Mouse much longer than that."
Serina: "Good! Me and Orlando hung out, I'll never forget today."
Jasmine: "Oh cool.And why is that?"
Serina: "Because its impossible to forget are memories."
-Yea, but that Tea Bagger governor turned down a proposal that would pay for 90% of the project and generate jobs.