The only major city in Florida that every Floridian visits, but to which no Floridian ever willfully moves.
This arises for a couple of reasons:
1)Orlando is the only major city in Florida without a beach.
2)Floridians already see enough tourists, so Orlando is like Hell on Earth.
"Let's just go to Orlando for the day. I can't stand the Mouse much longer than that."
"Yo this sucks man, it was a waste so far"
""Man don't worry...just blame everything on Orlando"
"The war, the economy, the weather, Tila Tequila getting choked by that NFL player, just blame it on Orlando man"
Etymology: Orgasm --> O-Town --> Orlando
JIM (with satisfied grin): "So, how was Orlando?"
JILL (dazed expression): "Phenomenal."
JIM (with look of remorse): "Sorry I wasn't able to take you to Orlando with me tonight."
JILL (disappointed): "Its fine, next time I might need a longer flight though."
JIM: "So, Bill, what are you up to tonight?"
BILL: "I don't know. I'll probably just take a quick flight to Orlando and watch the CW."