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Slang for attractive girl or guy.

Orions are sometimes arrogant but very yummy. Orions have a dreamy look and are total prince charmings. Make you melt.
'Mmmm who is that'
'His name is Orion'

'HOTDAMN. I bet it is, i bet it is!'
by Princesscharming December 07, 2013
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1) Someone who seems to be attracted to living in the middle of nowhere.

2) An addiction to photoediting.

3) Act of hating the sun.
1) "I lived in Bickleton (see definition) for about 7 years. Now I'm about to head off to Pullman."

2) "You've been photoediting for the past 36 hours straight. Could you maybe take a break now? Geez."
"I can't help it; I have an Orion."

3) "Why is that guy standing in the shade when it's so nice here on the sidewalk, in the beautiful, glorious sunlight?"
"I don't know...He must be Orion-ing."
by Live.Love.Learn July 31, 2009
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Orion is the smartest person in the world and is sometimes referred to as God of all Mankind. He is insanely funny with a sharp wit. He is abnormally kind and generous. He also has a massive cock that CRUSHES tons of pussy. The vag that he hasn't gotten to pounding yet, desperately yearns for a Orioning* (verb present participle). He is seriously bad-ass. All men wish to be him except idiots and retards. It's because all idiots and retards wish they were presidents and superheroes. They don't realize that every president and superhero wish they were Orion. He's probably the best looking human ever born and has won multiple awards for having the best ass. He won the Nobel Peace Prize for having the best ass. Orion is very successful and has superhuman strength. If you are a stupid asshole motherfucker and Orion sees you, you should run forever because he cares about humanity and will kill you for the good of the people.
I wish I was a sexy as an Orion
by A really horny fan June 19, 2017
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A green species on Star Trek and object of many fanboy erections due to the species' culture of selling their animalistic females as slaves. The later incarnation of Orions on Star Trek: Enterprise tried to make the species PC by claiming the males were slaves, and they failed miserably.
"Did you see that Kirk was banging an Orion chick in the new Star Trek movie?"

"Total fan service."
by Geekaphile June 03, 2013
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1. A famous constelation, Orions Belt ect.

2. The best rock Insturmental track ever created, by Metallica.
1. Oooh, its orion's belt.

2. Orion fucking rocks!
by Pyro Maniac May 09, 2004
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someone who has a giant cock and is forced to walk with it as his curse. but is still awesome
That guys cock is so big he's almost an Orion
by kyle poterman February 28, 2009
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A nature lover that also loves cats. Cannot lie or pollute to save his life. Has a very good memory and is very OCD and ADHD. Is kind and honest and not very popular.
Orion
by DeTigerBoy March 14, 2014
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