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Orion is the smartest person in the world and is sometimes referred to as God of all Mankind. He is insanely funny with a sharp wit. He is abnormally kind and generous. He also has a massive cock that CRUSHES tons of pussy. The vag that he hasn't gotten to pounding yet, desperately yearns for a Orioning* (verb present participle). He is seriously bad-ass. All men wish to be him except idiots and retards. It's because all idiots and retards wish they were presidents and superheroes. They don't realize that every president and superhero wish they were Orion. He's probably the best looking human ever born and has won multiple awards for having the best ass. He won the Nobel Peace Prize for having the best ass. Orion is very successful and has superhuman strength. If you are a stupid asshole motherfucker and Orion sees you, you should run forever because he cares about humanity and will kill you for the good of the people.
I wish I was a sexy as an Orion
by A really horny fan June 19, 2017
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Slang for attractive girl or guy.

Orions are sometimes arrogant but very yummy. Orions have a dreamy look and are total prince charmings. Make you melt.
'Mmmm who is that'
'His name is Orion'

'HOTDAMN. I bet it is, i bet it is!'
by Princesscharming December 07, 2013
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The word Orion originated in Ancient Greece. It means, god like, evil, sexy, keen(Orion was a hunter titan), strong, wealthy, and nimble. Orion is a titan born to(his mom)Gea the mother of earth. He was born to destroy the gods and their kin. After the eradication of the gods failed Orion was accepted by Artemis( Virgin hunter goddess) as her first mate, and they created the first half titan half god children. After all the celestial baby making happened Zues killed all their(Orion and Artemis)children. This upset Artemis Very much because, her own father killed her first children(she was a virgin got). So she and Orion schemed to torture Zues forever. They came up with populating an island on the rock Olympus sat in(earth). So Orion and Artemis fucked for a couple hundred year and finally succeeded in creating a creature in their image, man.

So if your human you're Zues's bastard grandchildren, unless you're black then you come from some Hindu god.
I wish I were Orion like
by A really horny fan June 20, 2017
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A green species on Star Trek and object of many fanboy erections due to the species' culture of selling their animalistic females as slaves. The later incarnation of Orions on Star Trek: Enterprise tried to make the species PC by claiming the males were slaves, and they failed miserably.
"Did you see that Kirk was banging an Orion chick in the new Star Trek movie?"

"Total fan service."
by Geekaphile June 03, 2013
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1) Someone who seems to be attracted to living in the middle of nowhere.

2) An addiction to photoediting.

3) Act of hating the sun.
1) "I lived in Bickleton (see definition) for about 7 years. Now I'm about to head off to Pullman."

2) "You've been photoediting for the past 36 hours straight. Could you maybe take a break now? Geez."
"I can't help it; I have an Orion."

3) "Why is that guy standing in the shade when it's so nice here on the sidewalk, in the beautiful, glorious sunlight?"
"I don't know...He must be Orion-ing."
by Live.Love.Learn July 31, 2009
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A nature lover that also loves cats. Cannot lie or pollute to save his life. Has a very good memory and is very OCD and ADHD. Is kind and honest and not very popular.
Orion
by DeTigerBoy March 14, 2014
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1. A famous constelation, Orions Belt ect.

2. The best rock Insturmental track ever created, by Metallica.
1. Oooh, its orion's belt.

2. Orion fucking rocks!
by Pyro Maniac May 09, 2004
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