2) To then rub the genitalia across the vaginal region and across her stomach (the Great Plains) moving forward to the Rockies (her chest) and park your wagon in her mouth, leaving a brown trail.
It's fun to name everyone in the party after people you don't like, and then just send them off with a bunch of oxen and nothing else, especially not food.
Jill: Well, how deep was the river?
Jack: Something like 36 feet at the center. That's shallow enough to ford, isn't it?
Jill: ::smacks yo silly ass::