|1.||Ordinary Everyday Normal Guy|
The canadian Joe six-pack. Sits on the couch with his friends, beer in hand, and watchs the good ol' Hockey game.
Canadian kid: Having an ordinary everyday normal guy for a dad is so much better that having a Joe six-pack for a dad. He knows when the drinking should stop and never neglects me!
American kid: Oh yeah, well, I have stuff. Stuff is my dad.