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A town south of Buffalo, NY that is notorious for producing rich kids who pretend that their lives are difficult. It has three country clubs within three miles each other. Orchard Parkers typically dress in anything Ralph Lauren or Lacoste. You must own several pairs of madras shorts, a couple pairs of Sperrys, at least a few pairs of Uggs, and have a different pastel shirt for every day of the month to live in Orchard Park. If you are a Democrat, move.
Guy 1:"Hey, do you think I should get this South Pole shirt?"
Guy 2:" Why the hell would you buy that? You're from Orchard Park, not the ghetto."
by cccaroo. January 19, 2011
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Has the best school district in western new york. On a typical guys wear timberland boots or jordans and wear hockey jackets or vineyard vines shirts and they also wear khakis and sweats. On a typical day for girls they usually wear uggs or converse and wear shirts from hollister or vineyard vines and they also wear leggings or ripped jeans. The most popular sports in orchard park are hockey, football, basketball, cheerleading,and lacrosse. If you go to orchard park some shows you might watch are

Grey's Anatomy, South Park, Pretty Little Liars, and a ton of youtube. I wouldn't suggest driving or walking anywhere in the town Orchard Park after 2:30 on fridays.
Alex said "Why wear do you dress so fancy?'
Bre says "It's because I'm from Orchard Park, duh."
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The worst school in southern ontario. We have teachers such as Mrs. Youn, who is a the co-op nazi. Also, Mr Elliot the so called "Best of everything" is a weirdo.
Also a Mr. Faccio, nicknamed "P.Faccis" by students named Dylan and Dan M. Dont haxorz with P. Faccis!
Cardinal Newman Kid: Yo man wtf jdm yo! You goto that school , thats shit. OP is not OG. Its full of wannabe dope slangers. Orchard Park is a shitty school comared to our see thru stairs at CN! YOU SUCK!

Dylan: Why you testin' my gangsta, I shoot you up Stoney Creek Style, fool! They dont call me Delightful Dylan for no reason, fool.
by Jordan Muldoon October 10, 2006
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