Cum in a glass, add some tomato ketchup, leave it in the fridge over night. And then pour it in the womans ear, and if she moves beat her.
My Grandpa and my grandma made me some Orange Marmalade and I used the next day so it was fresh.
by Spunkmobile November 13, 2010
A horrible substance that should be made illegal without identification proving that you are at least 70 years of age.
"I want to get a fake ID so that I can illegally purchase orange marmalade! REALLY!?.............No."
by queen_zoo July 27, 2013