When you love someone and you are in the heat of passion, simply ask your lover to stand up and touch their toes. You then apply your mouth to your partners bum hole as they expell the gas in their colon into your mouth. To perform this properly, there must be a perfect seal (mouth to ass) so that the receiver's cheeks expand to accept all the gas.
Honey, please finish your chili, I want an Oral Rottenbacher later tonight.
by Frank Sam June 22, 2006