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1. Optometrist Suprise
While your parnter is sleeping, jizz in her eyes, so when she wakes up, she cannot see.
Mary: "Why do you keep bumping into things Jen?"

Jen: "Because John gave me the optometrist surprise last night."
by Johnny Starizzle Mar 29, 2005 add a video
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