Tarneequa: And I got beat up and raped by every man in my family and some o' dey friends. And my moms always told me how ugly I was. But I held down two jobs as a stripper and a sex phone operator AND I managed to get my Ph.D in European Literature, too, girl.

Heather: Wow, omigod, Tarneequa, your life story is like, so totally Oprahesque. You're my best black girlfriend.

Tarneequa: Oprahesque? Bitch please. My life is TARNEEQUAESQUE LOL.