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To pass wind with a sweet 'hammy' aroma. Oh man! Which smelly fück's opened the ham?
fart
break wind
beef
dropped one
dropped guts
let jack out
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A phrase that can be used upon unexpectedly smelling an anonymous fart smell to investigate who the culprit is. Colin : Eeeeeeeeew!!!!! Who's opened the ham? Was it you you dirty little rotter? That's rank that is.
Bouncer : I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave sir, and advise sir that sir is no longer welcome in this establishment. |
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