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3.
a false god invented by the krasnans for the sole purpose of annoying Jeff Stanford, not to mention twisted humor
let us sacrifice some toddlers to Oobi.
by God OWNS You November 11, 2003
 
1.
The creepy,and slightly disturbing show from Nick Jr. ,involving talking hands with big eyes.
Bob : I just watched the weirdest thing ever

Bill : What?

Bob : A show with talking hands. It's like an LSD trip,man.

Bill: What's it called

Bob: Oobi!

Bill: O.o
by Mamma Luigi November 04, 2009
 
2.
Oobi is the one of the best shows on TV! It's not just for kids (I think).
The only shows I watch religiously are The Sopranos, Meet the Press, and Oobi!
by samantha March 31, 2004
 
4.
The official deity and religion of the Kraznan Empire. Created when "666" is added to "hell" on a calculator (1134 turned upside down). Still a more plausible creation then Christianity's, though.
And now, let us pray to the almighty Oobi. Oobi...Oobi...Oobi....
by Silly Whitey November 08, 2003
 
5.
The world's dumbest show for preschoolers. It doesn't teach kids to talk in complete sentences and It's about a hand with two eyeballs.
Dude! If you look at Oobi's middle finger with the eyeballs it looks like something!
by Gwen Stefani Grrl September 21, 2003
 
6.
An extremely disturbing child molesting tv show viewed on " nick jr. " . every character in the show is a talking either caucasion , german , or black hand . im not joking . these talking hands will rot your braincells . this show distributes the daily life of a talking , rapist hand that wants him INSIDE OF YOU . well , now you have to youtube it right . do it .
oobi's voice - " hehehehehe! i want u INSIDE OF ME . "
bob - " uhm john . what in gods fuck are u watching , gay porn!?! "
john - " im watching oobi . its very entertaining . "
bob - " lemme see . "
oobi's voice - " HEY KIDS WATCH ME MASTURBATE WITH MY THUMB ! "
bob - " oh shit . im fuckin saving this to dvr . "
by NOT FANS OF OOBI[: June 27, 2011
 
7.
Expletive usually reserved for children attempting to avoid a stinging insect.
What...? Is that a...? Oobi! Aaaaaugggh!
by Kane December 14, 2003