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1.
ONG
Stands for Oh No God! Like OMG, but for atheists.
"ONG...why the heck did she just mention Jesus?"
by Pafologist January 19, 2009
 
2.
ong
A misspelling of the chatspeak 'omg'. Used when mocking 'n00bs'.
Lyke ong!11111one I pwn j00 w1th my 1337n355!11oneong!111111oneoneone
by 1337n355 H473r July 22, 2004
 
3.
ONG
An exclamation of shock used to alert and humiliate the perpetrator of a hilarious typo.
Gajan: "Mmm I love applie pie it's so delish"
Sonia: "HAHA APPLIE. ONG."
by Pigs_Will_Fly October 01, 2012
 
4.
ong
The misspelling of the quite popular term "omg" used by people who type in "leet" or l337
ong th4t i5 50 pwnage
by Stoopid Face May 14, 2004
 
5.
Ong
Exclamatory phrase meaning "Oh no, gorillas". Best if used around gorillas.
Ahh there's something coming toward us.

ONG
by jayp12323 September 04, 2009
 
6.
ong
A term used to taunt and impersonate illiterates, known as n00bs to some, and annoy other people who get pissed off at everything. See Omgz :).
ong i lovee you!!1111oneshift LOLZOZOLOLOLOLLOLOL LETS HAVE KIDS LMAOROFL!!11111ONE111111111!
by Stupid Bloody Tuesday February 18, 2005
 
7.
Oh my god. Statement of surprise
"Ong! Yore Da hose!"

"Yew lyre"
by Shellzb September 19, 2003