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5.
Moron whom everyone hates, and comes up with half-witted comments for every occasion.
Onel said, "Is there concrete proof that Hawaii exists?"

Everyone else, "I hate you"
by Ciarin December 12, 2003
 
1.
One-L: Noun, A student who is in his/her first year of Law School.
Being a OneL was one of the toughest years of my life.
by Testatrix March 21, 2007
 
2.
Gothic with black tears and lipstick under his franstache (teh coolz0rszz) emo boy whom stepped in a random turd and slipped on a dead rabbit woo is me, not easy living like da loca vida.

*tear*
I'm OneL, my heart it yearns for compassion, feel me up the bum, for I art faggish and I art always on my mind OMGLZOAS!
by GeneSimmo August 03, 2004
 
3.
AKA Crinner, a retarded little boy who finds it amusing to post superfluous commentary on EVERYTHING.
Crinner- STFU, I like being teh GAY!!!one!1!!

Die, OneL. Now.
by Crinner December 30, 2003
 
4.
Boy? Who likes the cock.
OneL rapes 3 year old boys without lube.
by PIRASRTR August 29, 2003