l33tsp33k replacement for the exclamation mark. Originates to the common typo in which a "1" is typed instead of an exclamation mark, as a result of the shift key not being held down. This evolved into the current derivative where the term "one" is fully typed.
OMG TEH MARTIX REOLADED IS TEH ROXXOR!!!!!!!111111oneoneone
A unit of sex, although with no concrete definition. This can be given or slipped.
"Have you seen that Kate Moss. She's got tits like fried eggs but I'd certainly slip her one."
Mario: "How many marks would you give Princess Peach, out of two?"
Luigi: "Hmm. I'd give her one."
A term one uses when departing. It's similar to saying "peace" when you're about to step out.
Aiight bro I got some errands to go catch up on. Catch u lata. One.
A great answer to give in math class when a teacher asks you a question to make sure you are paying attention, and you don't know it because you really weren't paying attention.
Great because it is more likely to be the right answer than any other number. Also, even if you're wrong, everybody will think it was just a joke and you will come out on top.
Do not try in other classes or you will look like a dumbass.
Me: zzz... "snore"
Mr. Lashower: Erick, would you please tell me what anything to the power of zero is?
Me: "wakes" Uhhhh.... one?????
Mr. Lashower: Yes, that's the correct answer.
Me: Bitchin'. This shit works.
Mr. Goldfischer: Erick who won the Battle of Stalingrad?
Classmates: WTF ?!?!
Metallica's first music video, classic song which was attempted by the shitty band Korn and fucked up.
One is a great song.
a fucking number. one, just one. having more than zero, and less than two. a kick assMetallicA song. #1.
all that i see
i cannot live
i cannot die
trapped in my self
body my holding cell
has taken my sight
taken my speech
taken my hearing
taken my arms
taken my legs
taken my soul
left me with a life in HELLLLLL!
it means bye
Geeky people say bye, but cool people say one instead.