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A band that involves 5 gay boys that strangle cats
"Man! One direction are bad!"
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A stupid crap pop band that sound like a frog and a cat with rabies mating in a pit of spikes covered inn acid when they sing
one direction suck big time
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Possibly the only band out there whose fans are more aggressive than Justin Bieber's.
Random guy: I hate One Direction.
Directioner: KILL HIM!!!!!
by ~The Wizard~ January 07, 2013
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The worst band ever.I'm surprised by how this band even became famous.
Directioner 1:Omigosh,one direction is da best!
Directioner 2:Yea,screw all the stuff like the Beatles,Queen and Ac/Dc
Hardcore music critic:Come on,that stuff sounds like a cat giving birth.
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One Direction (1D) is a group of "men" that have questionable sexual orientation. The fanbase of 1D consists of rabid females that males question their intelligence. The infection called "One Direction Infection" is as of now incurable, but any person who has it should be promptly put into solitary confinement until signs of a normal human-being to be regained. 1D, like 5 Seconds of Summer, sells over priced merchandise to the little school girls that "love" them.
Guy: "One Direction! More like One More Goddamn Boyband Fag Group!"

Girl: "I'll beat the living shit out of you for saying those words!"

Guy: "You can't be cured you little cunt!"
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-why I stopped going to Claire's
-the vile beast that ate away at my little sister's brain
-the reason I hate most of my grade
-the ONLY THING WORSE than Justin Bieber

-the only bad artist(s) that came out of England (congrats you just fucked it up for your whole country) (or Ireland I don't really care!! I can just see all the Nial fans now!!
"He's from Ireland!! Get your facts straight!!"

-Directioner(or whatever the fuck One Direction fans call themselves)
"Yeah, well I'm from America!! Go fuck yourself!"

-Me
"Ugh, we are never getting back together! like ever!!"

-Taylor XD
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