2. Hooking up with someone who rudely leaves body hair all over your bed sheets, which results in never calling him or her for a second go-around.
3. A hairy hump horror!
"Holy cow! There is pubic hair all over my sheets!"
Girl 1's friend: "BARRFFFFFF"
Girl 1: "I don't want all this hair in my washer, I'm going to roll it up in this lint remover tape roller"
Girl 1's friend: "BARRRFFFFFFF"
Girl 1: "That was one hairy night stand!"