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A British boy band that is generally considered by teenage girls throughout the world to be the greatest thing since the Jonas Brothers, and by guys and/or people with good taste to be the most obnoxious thing since the Big Time Rush. Would like to be considered the new Beatles, but unfortunately lack necessary abilities such as singing, songwriting, and talent in general. Founded by Simon Cowell, also known as "That Asshole Singing Judge Guy" on The X Factor, also known as "That Singing Show- No, Not The One With The Maroon 5 Guy, The Other One- No, The Other One. Other Other One." Examples: Every song ever released by One Direction, in the history of ever. Which translates to something like two or three albums or something, I don't even care. They'll be gone by the time Star Wars VII comes out.
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A UK boyband that makes girls all over the world sexually frustrated and angry.
Tumblr girls know the most information about these boys, anyone who slags them will be destroyed. One Directions fans (Directioners) are named 'the deadliest of fandoms' they have the power to find out ANYTHING and EVERYTHONG Louis Tomlinson
One Direction Harry Styles Niall Horan Liam Payne Zayn Malik |
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A boy band in this year's (2010) X-Factor, put together by Simon Cowell. It consists of Liam Payne, Harry Styles, Zayn Malik, Louis Tomlinson, Niall Horan. Each of them have their own dedicated fan groups who often argue about which band member is the best. Hugely popular with teenage girls across Britain, they are like the second-coming of JLS but generally better looking and younger. An infaturation with this band is termed 'One Direction Infection'. Leila: Who are you voting for tthis Saturday on X-Factor?
Francesca: One Direction of course! ZOMG I love Liam Payne sooo much! Leila: no, Harry Styles is definitely the best. *random third girl*: no way, Zayn Malik is the one for me *swoons*. |
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the reason for my sexual frustration me: *le looking at pictures of one direction*
me: *le crey* why can't they love me? |
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five flaming homosexuals. Louis and Harry love each other; while Liam, Niall, and Zayn are caught in an intense love triangle. "Who are they?"
"That's One Direction, they're almost too gay to function." |
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The sexiest boyband out there. Consisting of Louis Tomlinson, Harry Styles, Liam Payne, Zayn Malik and that leprechaun Niall Horan. Special guest appearances include: Olly, Wayne and Thomas singing This Is The Moment.
They came third on The X Factor 2010. Pure amazingness. They are gods. And belong to the 5t4s girls. Js. Girl 1: I think I've got One Direction Infection!
Girl 2: Same! |
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the sexiest boy bad alive. pure hotness and vocal talent, with the deadliest fanbase ever. if you mess with directioners, honey, youre screwed. consists of Zayn Malik, Harry Styles, Niall Horan, Liam Payne, Louis Tomlinson. super fans have One Direction Infection. its uncurable. me: mom, can i have One Direction for Christmas?
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How to depress musicians Person 1: Gee, did you hear about this great new band One Direction? They're so hot and have such amazing voices!!
Person 2: -Looks at guitar and questions why he even does this- |
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