A band of closet(?) homosexual teens which was formed after they all met at an orgy and found out they could all moan in harmony when they simultaneously came in each other.
They are the reason the Apocalypse will be coming a few millenia earlier, owing to the legions of infuriated, sexually frustrated teens and pre-pubescent girls that will raze the Earth once a sextape of the band jerktape each other off goes viral.
Also, probably the only 'band' to have lip-synced at the Olympics.
Guy : Dude ! All the guys in your class were caught on tape at some gay orgy in an abandoned Prius with Dirty Mike and the boys !
Me : Looks like they've been One Directioned
A UK boyband that makes girls all over the world sexually frustrated and angry.
Tumblr girls know the most information about these boys, anyone who slags them will be destroyed. One Directions fans (Directioners) are named 'the deadliest of fandoms'
they have the power to find out ANYTHING and EVERYTHONG
A boy band in this year's (2010) X-Factor, put together by Simon Cowell. It consists of Liam Payne, Harry Styles, Zayn Malik, Louis Tomlinson, Niall Horan. Each of them have their own dedicated fan groups who often argue about which band member is the best. Hugely popular with teenage girls across Britain, they are like the second-coming of JLS but generally better looking and younger.
An infaturation with this band is termed 'One Direction Infection'.
Leila: Who are you voting for tthis Saturday on X-Factor?
Francesca: One Direction of course! ZOMG I love Liam Payne sooo much!
Leila: no, Harry Styles is definitely the best.
*random third girl*: no way, Zayn Malik is the one for me *swoons*.
the reason for my sexual frustration
me: *le looking at pictures of one direction*
me: *le crey* why can't they love me?
How to depress musicians
Person 1: Gee, did you hear about this great new band One Direction? They're so hot and have such amazing voices!!
Person 2: -Looks at guitar and questions why he even does this-
five flaming homosexuals. Louis and Harry love each other; while Liam, Niall, and Zayn are caught in an intense love triangle.
"Who are they?"
"That's One Direction, they're almost too gay to function."
the sexiest boy bad alive. pure hotness and vocal talent, with the deadliest fanbase ever. if you mess with directioners, honey, youre screwed.
consists of Zayn Malik, Harry Styles, Niall Horan, Liam Payne, Louis Tomlinson.
super fans have One Direction Infection.
me: mom, can i have One Direction for Christmas?
The sexiest boyband out there. Consisting of Louis Tomlinson, Harry Styles, Liam Payne, Zayn Malik and that leprechaun Niall Horan. Special guest appearances include: Olly, Wayne and Thomas singing This Is The Moment.
They came third on The X Factor
They are gods.
And belong to the 5t4s girls.
Girl 1: I think I've got One Direction Infection!
Girl 2: Same!