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One Direction are a British-Irish boy band formed in London during the 2010 series of the 'X-Factor', consisting of members Niall Horan, Zayn Malik, Liam Payne, Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson. They are popular among pre-teen girls and like to take their shirts off. Even though their entire fanbase is under the age of 15, they still like to sing about sex and how they all like Penis. There has been numerous reports (all with legit evidence, such as a picture of the 5 in bed together) claiming their almost certain Homosexuality. Despite this they have a rabid fanbase of purely female tweens that admire the band solely for their looks. There really is no way they could actually 'enjoy' the music produced by their combined rectum. Fangirl1: I LOVE U HARRY STYLES!!!11<3
Fangirl2: they arnt gay they have gfs ur just jelous so stfu Fangirl3: I <3 THEM SOOOO MUCH :DDD Fangirl4: ONE DIRECTION 4 LYF <333333 Me: I would face palm at the terrible grammar and general personalities that seems to go hand in hand with 'Directioners', but I fear I may get my hand stuck in the back of my cranium. |
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A UK boyband that makes girls all over the world sexually frustrated and angry.
Tumblr girls know the most information about these boys, anyone who slags them will be destroyed. One Directions fans (Directioners) are named 'the deadliest of fandoms' they have the power to find out ANYTHING and EVERYTHONG Louis Tomlinson
One Direction Harry Styles Niall Horan Liam Payne Zayn Malik |
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A boy band in this year's (2010) X-Factor, put together by Simon Cowell. It consists of Liam Payne, Harry Styles, Zayn Malik, Louis Tomlinson, Niall Horan. Each of them have their own dedicated fan groups who often argue about which band member is the best. Hugely popular with teenage girls across Britain, they are like the second-coming of JLS but generally better looking and younger. An infaturation with this band is termed 'One Direction Infection'. Leila: Who are you voting for tthis Saturday on X-Factor?
Francesca: One Direction of course! ZOMG I love Liam Payne sooo much! Leila: no, Harry Styles is definitely the best. *random third girl*: no way, Zayn Malik is the one for me *swoons*. |
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the reason for my sexual frustration me: *le looking at pictures of one direction*
me: *le crey* why can't they love me? |
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five flaming homosexuals. Louis and Harry love each other; while Liam, Niall, and Zayn are caught in an intense love triangle. "Who are they?"
"That's One Direction, they're almost too gay to function." |
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The sexiest boyband out there. Consisting of Louis Tomlinson, Harry Styles, Liam Payne, Zayn Malik and that leprechaun Niall Horan. Special guest appearances include: Olly, Wayne and Thomas singing This Is The Moment.
They came third on The X Factor 2010. Pure amazingness. They are gods. And belong to the 5t4s girls. Js. Girl 1: I think I've got One Direction Infection!
Girl 2: Same! |
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the sexiest boy bad alive. pure hotness and vocal talent, with the deadliest fanbase ever. if you mess with directioners, honey, youre screwed. consists of Zayn Malik, Harry Styles, Niall Horan, Liam Payne, Louis Tomlinson. super fans have One Direction Infection. its uncurable. me: mom, can i have One Direction for Christmas?
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How to depress musicians Person 1: Gee, did you hear about this great new band One Direction? They're so hot and have such amazing voices!!
Person 2: -Looks at guitar and questions why he even does this- |
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