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3.
when a girl is obsessed with a guy to the point where she won't stop calling/texting him or trying to get him to talk to her
*Guys phone rings*
*He tells his friend to say he's not there*

friend: it was that kelly chick asking for you to call her back

guy: fuck man! this girl is so annoying!! i fucked her one time and the bitch is still on my dick!
by M4NI24 March 08, 2010
 
1.
A phrase used to explain a situation where person is very infactuated with you and in return becomes somewhat of a nuisance.
"Oh my god, Michelle wont stop calling me! she is on my dick!!!"
by Justin October 12, 2004
 
2.
When a girl is obsessed with a guy and is always around him and won't leave him alone.
The guy isn't her boyfriend and most of the time doesn't even like her instead talks shit behind her back to his friends.
Person #1 "So Sabrina's still calling you?"
Person #2 "Yeah yo, that bitch is on my dick"
by RLIL1 January 15, 2008
 
4.
A funny thing to say that makes a viable replacement for "that's what she said"
"Honey I made spaghetti-"
"ON MY DICK!"
"- For dinner."
*sighs*
by gnomedome96 January 19, 2011
 
5.
When someone stay on his hustle 24 hours and got no time to play game.
It's also refers to the word hustle.


Jay: i gotta stay on my dick when i'm stackin' my endz.

Jay: I grind everyday cus, i gotta stay on my dick to make my money.
by Screwmatic October 18, 2008
 
6.
(Israeli Slang): A phrase used to express your utter disregard of the situation. Articulation of absolute indifference.
Pronounciation: Al Ha-Zain Sh`lee.
Charlie: Man, your grades are on the face!
You: On my dick, dude.

Johannes: Man, that kettle on the fire is going to be ruined.
You: On my dick..

Georgie boy: Man, Louana's got the hots for you, whatcha gonna do??
You: On my dick man, she's on my dick.
by Yashi and Lilac May 21, 2005
 
7.
When a person does something that you dont appriciate much.
Moshe: I need some money to buy a drink.
Me: on my dick.
by Rageous March 26, 2005