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On the lotion means that someone is using lotion to masturbate, and is constantly saying he is busy and can't come out.
Julian: Hey Marcus can you come out to play basketball?

Marcus: No, i am busy!

Julian: He's totally "On the lotion"!
by Tenac ious d April 25, 2010
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