'On The Tosh' is a phrase used to describe being on a heavy drinking session. The term originates from the English TV police series 'The Bill' which featured a character called 'Tosh Lines' (played by Kevin Lloyd). In real life Kevin Lloyd was a famously hard drinker, who at one point escaped from a rehabilitation clinic only to be found drinking in the pub across the road. Kevin died of alcohol poisoning in May 1998.
"I'm of out on the Tosh this evening with the lads, fancy coming?"
"Man, I was so Toshed last night I slept with a fat ginger bird with a bush like sherwood forest."
"Man, I was so Toshed last night I slept with a fat ginger bird with a bush like sherwood forest."
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by Hana and connor September 11, 2022
A girl with gorgeous lips who is quite simply wifey and a real doozy of a woman. She finds humor in bizarre things but her laugh can melt your troubles, and she will always be there when you need her.
Bruv 1: Bruv, every guy in this room wishes they could holla at your shawty right now, you're so lucky.
Bruv 2: I don't know what to say bruv, mine's just a real tosh what can I say.
Bruv 2: I don't know what to say bruv, mine's just a real tosh what can I say.
by brownchad April 29, 2020
Being in the state of mind where you can't stop laughing at the words Daniel Tosh from Tosh.O finds in the urban dictionary.
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