Omnishambles

A person or situation that looks like a fuck up from all possible angles.

Originally coined in S03E01 of The Thick of It:

Not only have you got a fucking bent husband and a fucking daughter that gets taken to school in a fucking sedan chair, you're also fucking mental. Jesus Christ, see you, you're a fucking omnishambles, that's what you are. You're like that coffee machine, you know: from bean to cup, you fuck up.

– Malcolm Tucker

by arthurdent November 27, 2012

Omnishambles

A description of something, be it an object, person, or state, that is in all ways a giant clusterfuck.

Steve Gorman made a right omnishambles of that base design.

by trotski1977 March 21, 2016

Omnishambles

What are you too good for SNAFU now?

this world is in Omnishambles.

by Joxnny Volsung November 14, 2012

omnishambles

a person who is not only a shambles in one single aspect but is in fact a shambles in all aspects of life

not only is her love life a mess but she just got fired, she's an omnishambles

by hellrocker January 29, 2012

omnishambles

noun
informal•British
noun: omnishambles
1. a situation that has been comprehensively mismanaged, characterized by a string of blunders and miscalculations.

"anyone with five minutes to spare, a Maths GCSE, and a calculator could have averted the entire omnishambles by checking kirbie’s sums"

by M.N. Legov June 13, 2019