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Omnisexual: (adj.) 1. Capable of performing every possible feat of reproduction 2. Able to reproduce with anything, even your bitch-ass ugly mother. He's omnisexual; he drifted in space for twenty years and budded copies of himself, then landed on a distant planet and made babies with the plants there.
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generally interchangable with pansexual. one whose romantic, emotional, or sexual attractions are geared towards others regardless of sex and/or gender expression. lorri set up a network for pan-, bi- and omnisexual visibility.
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Considered to go hand-in-hand with being pansexual, being omnisexual is a bit different. Pansexuals don't tend to view gender in the same ways that we do, whereas omnisexuals view gender normally, they just don't care. Omnisexuals are attracted equally to all human beings (men, women, transexuals, etc.) They tend to go through phases of gender attraction that switch frequently and will eventually settle down with whoever wins their heart, regardless of said person's gender. "Man, Captain Jack Harkness from Doctor Who is such an omnisexual; he'll screw anything that has a pulse."
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Being sexually attracted to anything and everything through all history of time and space. "Tom just admitted to being attracted to toasters, he must be omnisexual!"
"Dude, that lamp post is so sexy." "You know what I've always found really attractive? String Theory." |
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1. Romantic, emotional, or sexual attractions to inter-dimensional beings of higher intelligence (god(s).
2. A sexual preference for sex with god(s), one able to sexual arouse the interest of god(s). 3. Experiencing any type of paranormal activity during self sex or sex with a partner. Examples: sudden winds, heat, cold, flashing lights, earth sounds or movements, internal vibrations or energy radiations, overwhelming sense of love, hallucinations of water, feelings of being underwater, extremely wet orgasms or feelings of panic from not being able to control an onslaught of orgasms. Biblically omnisexual relations are referenced with the Nephilim giants and the daughters of man and represented in stories of immaculate conceptions. Omnisexual women were called temple harlots or prostitutes.
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Someone who claims to love every one and every thing at the same time and would prefer it if everyone in the world was in a relationship all together. The omnisexual person traveled the world, greeting his/her fellow lovers.
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One who is sexually attracted to gods and deities.
That girl reads and fucks the bible so much that she must be omnisexual.
Masturbating to pictures of jesus and moses engaging in sexual activities is an omnisexual act. |
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