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2.
the all-powerful. A word people like to argue over.
whompy whomperson- i am the omnipotent.
binkerhead- no i am god.
whompy whomperson- you cant be god cuz i am god.
binkerhead-youre drunk.
by the omnipotent..aka me. April 08, 2009
 
1.
A state of being all-powerful and godlike. In fact, it is being a god.
My demonic powers have made me OMNIPOTENT!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
by Big Boss March 09, 2005
 
3.
The coolest fucking kid on Hackforums
Omnipotent fucking fucked my fucking mom last fucking night and I enjoyed fucking watching because he's so fucking cool...FUCK!
by OmnipotentHF September 23, 2011
 
4.
The act of being everywhere at once.
God is omnipotent.
by sinx2100 December 09, 2009
 
5.
Erectile disfuntion or inability to get it up.
My gampa takes viagra becaue he is Omnipotent.
by LMxDurgex December 09, 2008
 
6.
the ability to be potent on an omnibus
wow that couple was omnipotent and stained the imitation leather ofthe seats on the schoolbus, maybe they should ride a train instead
by Hughbert Gerald Rection March 15, 2005