CHS student: Shall I bring the Bingham children along?
EHS student: Nah. No one likes them Bingham kids. We should go trash their field instead.
Let's go receieve a quality education, excellent extracurricular programs, and a super-attractive student body at Olympus High.
EHS Student: So, we have a redneck Indian teacher, what do you have?
OHS Student: Elton John, Liberace, Paris Hilton, and Karl Rove
EHS Student: Do you go to Brokeback Olympus?
OHS Student: Maybe...