1) An amazing sporting event that inspires my biggest goals and best dreams.

2) An event I will compete in.
3) An event that brings together the most inspiring and hardworking people in the world.
4) The event that taught me to work hard.

An sporting event originating in Greece as an honor to the gods. In more modern times it has become an international sporting contest were most of the world's countries participate every four years. The athletes selected to participate are their country's cream of the crop and represent their home nation with unparalleled pride. Being awarded a medal means you are one of the best athletes in the world. A pure and true athletic spectacle that has unfortunately received less popularity in recent years.

An excuse to see young people in minimal clothing.

Something that would be much more fun to watch if the competitors were allowed to take drugs.

The one time of year when Americans pretend to actually care about sports like water polo and gymnastics

Shorthand for "The Olympic Games": A sporting event held every four years on a very uneven playing field where rich countries' athletes kick poor countries' athletes butts so rich countries can gloat.

The multinational games meant for fun and nationalprode, but over the years has gone to the dominant American team.

The worlds bigggest organisation, dedicated to getting the very best sporting men and women from across the globe, to have sex, under the guise of doing sport. This is not a lie, Half the fun at the olympics (for the athletes) is the sex. It happens. Fact.