10 - Mediocrity defined
9 - Extremely disappointing and bland
8 - Outright bad
7 - Piss-poor
6 - Absoluetely fucking terrible
5 - Abysmal beyond words
4 - Not even MADDONA would touch this shit.
3 - Hitler would tremble in fear at this Bob Saget sized abomination
2 - Macauly Culkin's character in The Good Son is sweet and innocent in comparison to this... well... thing.
1 - (Insert satanic phrase from the bible here)