The Olsen twins are the twins Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. As babies they were took to audition for 'Full House', and they got the role because "they were the only ones who didn't cry". When 'Full House' finished, they had a line of really bad movies and were merchandised to the brim, as they had a massive fan-base. Up until they were 18 they had a squeeky clean image. Then they started doing drugs (allegedly) and become anorexic (Mary-Kate at least). Now, they seem to have vanished off the face of the Earth. You don't see the anymore. They are both focusing on fashion now (fashion book, fashion lines etc) and Mary-Kate has had a few roles in the likes of 'Samantha Who?' and 'Weeds'.
(Mary-Kate and Ashley) (Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen) (Olsen Twins)
by ShudaGone2Specsavers May 06, 2009
The *ahem* twin male nether parts.
"Daaaamn, b. I just got smacked square in the Olsen Twins"
"He'd better not, or I'll give him a kick to his Olsen twins"
by Blatantperve January 20, 2005
Skany no talent girls that got famous because they're pretty. Or because who ever hired them was on crack.

They dress really though.
Mary-Kate is so hated that people actaully believe that shes slitting her wrists, anorexic, and a coke addcit all at once.
by Elisabeth Sherman November 24, 2004
Bulimarexia snobs with tons of money who wear fur and drink lattes.

Might be working for the Taliban.

Where do your taxes go? (To them.)

Molded into Chanel-wearing, pedophile-banging nightmares since birth.
by ChewbaccasBitch January 04, 2010
Mary-Kate and Ashley. Every teenage boy's wet dream. Richest young people in America.
Damn, I wanna bone the Olsen Twins right now.
by JP June 27, 2004
2 really hot twins that usually are all up on each other...not complaining though...
"The Olsen Twins are FINE!"
by Katelin June 17, 2004
just fit
look at those olsen twins va va voom
by Daisy June 19, 2004

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