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The act of reducing female passers by in the street to quivering jelly by using a dangerous combination of exquisite facial features and incredible thighs. This process takes place over a prolonged period, often of three months or more, resulting in a spell of frenzied fornication and mutual joy for the perpetrator both of the Oli and chosen passer by.
There I was, happy with the world and innocently walking to work when I was hit by an Oli from a distance of about three meters. Or: I have been well and truly Oli'd so I am totally useless.
by BonnieThomas06 July 10, 2008
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short form of Oliver, or in french, for Olivier. tall guy. sometimes dark, sometimes red, radical hair (bed head). sexy shnoz. flashing eyes. winning smile. robust. swarthy. savvy. a mover-shaker. hip. generous. well regarded. socialized. persusasive. sensitively affectionate. likes to poke fun at short blondes. madcap on the tennis and besketball courts yet mature. all-in-all, combination of great sense of humor, charming personnality and good-looks. unforgettable friend.
syn.: flip(-per)
by Gabby August 02, 2003
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damn oli is cool
by luco October 15, 2003
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An Oli is a half human half God creature that posseses a perfectly crafted body, yet also has the power to be a cute amazing beast of a man.
Everybody who has been blessed with the identity of the name Oli.
by badmangonerad December 20, 2008
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a totally rad muthafucker who can do magic tricks and makes all the girls happy
yo dude, youre a doctor of love, we should call you oli
by foxy July 28, 2003
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Oli is a hunk that is classified as: Cute, funny, sexy, clever and caring.
Oli is a a generally nice and beautiful person.

Everyone wants oli
Damn, Oli is just so amazingly amazing. I want his so!
by gay vicar January 30, 2008
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1)A cute blonde guy who chats up innocent girls
2)A sexual position involving a pink highlighter see pink highlighter
3)Comment made to fit guys
cor you look like an oli ;)
by wenchy ;) April 06, 2004
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