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Usually a white male between 30 and 40 years of age. Wears affliction clothing and lots of axe. Not typically as much of a douche bag as "bros" but still tries to act the "tough guy" role. Usually married with kids, the old bro, tries to cling to youth by dressing and working out with real bros. Can be spotted by their lack of matching clothing, and they are usually injured because they try to keep up with young bros at the gym.
Dude, that old bro busted his knee trying to squat too much. But he does have a pretty rockin affliction shirt on.

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by HalfChub June 11, 2014

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