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Old
proper noun - an old person. plural: Olds

Basically, when referring to people, it takes the standard adjective, and uses it as a noun instead.
This nursing home is full of Olds. They smell like pee.

The Olds want their medicare and SSI, but they hate sushulizm.

I was T-boned at the intersection by an Old who ran the red light.
by messickc February 21, 2011
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OLD
Abbreviation for Old, Lying, and Delirious. Used to specify exactly what kind of elderly person one is dealing with.
Sarah: Why did Mr. Perkins say that he saw me kill a baby in Vietnam?

Annabelle: Don't blame him. He's just old.

Sarah: I'm only 22. I wasn't even born when the Vietnam War was going on!

Annabelle: He's not just old, he's OLD.
by One dude. May 26, 2009
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old
synonym for AWESOMELY COOL
"Woah, look at that guy over there."
"Stuart?"
"Yeah, he is so old."
"No wonder all the girls like him."
by jgap January 23, 2010
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A fake diagnosis that you tell your friends your Dad just got. They will feel bad for a split second, but if they are smart they will catch on.
Person 1: "You look sad, why are you sad?"
Person 2: "Well you see, my Dad just got diagnosed with O.L.D."
Person 1:"O.L.D.? Oh im so sorry, I hope he gets better."
Person 1:"Wait, whats O.L.D.?"
Person 2:"Hes old, that's all."
by IlikeMyName2 February 04, 2010
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A newspaper that is not up to date or from a previous date.
Man, I wanted to read the news not the olds
by Joe Pappas April 25, 2006
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20.
adj. old people
The olds can qualify for Social Security benefits.
by Bill Lee June 20, 2004
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21.
A small town in Central Alberta, home to Jay Rosehill of the Toronto Maple Leafs.
We be chillin in Olds tonight, yo.
by SugarBEP December 01, 2011
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