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OLDsex
Abbreviation for Old, Lying, and Delirious. Used to specify exactly what kind of elderly person one is dealing with.
Sarah: Why did Mr. Perkins say that he saw me kill a baby in Vietnam?

Annabelle: Don't blame him. He's just old.

Sarah: I'm only 22. I wasn't even born when the Vietnam War was going on!

Annabelle: He's not just old, he's OLD.
by One dude. May 26, 2009
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oldssex
parent, guardian, person who is a drag on fun
"lets ditch our olds at home and go to the mall!"
by upsidedownevil999 October 23, 2005
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oldsfood
The olds can qualify for Social Security benefits.
by Bill Lee June 20, 2004
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oldssex
A newspaper that is not up to date or from a previous date.
Man, I wanted to read the news not the olds
by Joe Pappas April 25, 2006
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oldfood
"Woah, look at that guy over there."
"Stuart?"
"Yeah, he is so old."
"No wonder all the girls like him."
by jgap January 23, 2010
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oldsex
A reverse reference to something that is so new that it is barely known. In wanting to categorize something that is at the beginning of its life cycle we choose the opposite of what it actually is, in order to convey maximum effect.
I just got a new USB drive that has an on board CPU to run applications from the drive.

Wow, that's old!!
by Michael Lefebvre January 19, 2004
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A fake diagnosis that you tell your friends your Dad just got. They will feel bad for a split second, but if they are smart they will catch on.
Person 1: "You look sad, why are you sad?"
Person 2: "Well you see, my Dad just got diagnosed with O.L.D."
Person 1:"O.L.D.? Oh im so sorry, I hope he gets better."
Person 1:"Wait, whats O.L.D.?"
Person 2:"Hes old, that's all."
by IlikeMyName2 February 04, 2010
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