A. is useless
B. is stupid
C. is blind
D. is deaf
E. is incontinent
F. gets stuck on or in the toilet
G. has pants around their neck
H. wakes up at the sparrows fart
I. thinks the microwave is the televison
J. thinks the smoke alarm is the telephone
K. shouts at everything
L. tells rediculas jokes then litterally wets themselves while laughing at it
M. Falls over alot
N. has trouble finishing weeing
O. shits into a bag
P. drives their car into everything
Q. has a rediculas name like Merv or Mavis
R. thinks everything causes brain tumors
S. gets goverment money and blows it on bingo
T. makes a scene in the cafe line up
U. forgets who their children are
V. hates forigners
W. takes lots of pills
X. takes up bed spaces in hospitals
Y. don't have the decency to kick the bucket while their dignity is intact
Z. have heart attacks at the drop of a hat.
Oh, and have wrinkly skin!
ironicaly old people, especialy old men are often the worst hooligans...
they come from "the past", a dark time when everyone killed at least one person- so dont fuck around with them unless you have balls like a panzerfaust.
daddy: he dared to step on their lawn; remember, they're old people, thats what they do.
Other old people: I know mary lynn, and he's listening to such loud music! Its making my hearing aid ring.