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After a guy gives a girl a facial he grabs his cock by the shaft and smears the mess around around on her face with his balls. Much like swabbing the deck with an old fashioned string mop.
her face was a wet mess, but she still didn't seem to appreciate me cleaning it up with the old fashioned mop.
by swabbie August 10, 2010

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