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The cross between ouch and oi. That way you can warn someone and express your pain at the same time!
(Someone hits you) oich! My feelings!
by QueenMia March 20, 2006
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A texture that is both most and oily, but can not be described as just one
"I bathed in durex lubricants, it was oich"
"After hours in the sun, the butter was oich"
"To oich, or not to oich?"
by WorldAmbassadorOfTheWordOich August 13, 2016
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